Adam Lay Ybounden - dieser beitrag bedeutet nichts

I have decided my next girlfriend absolutely must listen to the same type of music as me. My last ladyfriend enjoyed indie/emo rock along with pop (Spears, Gaga, other shit-tier tunage) and we didn't get along very well. Explosive sexual encounters, certainly, but the vast majority of our conversations were bland and dull. One woman I dated since enjoyed screamo rapcore and KISS; that went pretty well. But since I've sworn off women altogether for at least the next three years, I have a good amount of time to settle down and make decisions in terms of what my life partner will possess.

Weird hair, I think as well. Someone who is not afraid to shout 'VAGINA SPASM' in public when referencing something awesome.

Bah, first I have to get sane and then get my adult feet under me before I even think about getting it in again. Fuck that noise. When my daily regimen mainly consists of repeatedly muttering to myself "don't put that razor on your arm," there isn't room for much else. That, plus women are the devil and I don't have nearly enough money.

I have decided I want to watch scary films more often. I don't really know why, but I think it has to do with my wanting to feel something. I haven't felt anything in a long time. It's impossible to describe what the complete absence of feels is like, because everyone feels things. Except me. I just don't care about anything. Usually this is fine, but imagine how challenging daily life is.

I have decided I want to shave my head into a mohawk. Combined with my beard, I am believing this will make me look fucking awesome. I don't know if I want to do it myself or have someone else do it, but if I can care enough to find my electric trimmer, I'll give it a go this week. Unless of course I pussy out or am convinced in some fashion not to do it. Then there's the choice of having the non-mohawked parts all the way down to skin or not. TOO MANY DECISIONS. DECISIONS ARE THE DEVIL.

Whatevs. I can't be bothered to fill in the rest of this space. I am too tired to write anymore. I am going to write a book starting in a couple of days for my family for Christmas. It is going to be epic. There will be a caveman, and also a section taking place during the Battle of Blood River. Talk about a massacre: 3,000 fatalities v. 3 wounded. Yeah, I'd say that battle was pretty one-sided.